It’s Thursday and I’m feeling a little quirky, okay a lot quirky. I was looking for new blog ideas and found this gem ‘write a blog about 9 things that totally gross you out’. I honestly can’t decide if I’m getting grossed out or cracking myself up.
Things that totally gross me out
1. being touched by someones feet
2. runny egg yolks
3. someone dipping toast in runny egg yolks
4. the slobby licking sound the dog makes when she cleans her own butt
5. tuna fish salad
6. when grandma sucks her ‘teeth’
8. boiled peanuts, especially when the juice gets flung onto my face
9. the crunchy sound spiders make when squished
So imagine what my worst nightmare would be like. Someone touching me with their feet trying to get me to eat tuna fish salad, with olives topped with boiled peanuts and a soft boiled egg, all while grandma sucks her teeth and the dog licks her butt. Then suddenly a big juicy spider runs out, the room falls to silence and someone steps on it.
And yes I said boiled peanuts are gross. So indulge me; what is your grossy gross list?