Recipe – Dirty White Trash

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. With that said I have updated this recipe I posted ages ago.  It’s bigger, better, more user friendly and packed with the same addictive yummyness.  Plus I got some photos before the husband descended on it like a swarm of locust.

I like to put this in pretty bags and gift it, or make a huge batch to share at a party, light bulb moment – post a perfectly doubled recipe.   It was then I realized the shortcomings of the original recipe;  the amounts weren’t really friendly to the size packages available in the store, making for waste.  Sad but honest – it just wasn’t good enough to share.   Let me move on before I change this into a monologue about how reevaluating what was once “good enough” brings new perspective.

Alrighty – in a large bowl mix together the cereal and all the other dry mess.  Temporarily leave out anything that might get streaky and gross when it comes into contact with the hot melted chocolate (like chocolate covered candies or sprinkles), we aren’t making unicorn poop that’s a whole other recipe.

In a large microwave safe bowl place the contents of both packages of white chips and 1 cup of peanut butter chips, and the shorting.  (Toss the remaining peanut butter chips in with the cereal or gorge on them, whatever.) Following the package instructions –  microwave, stir melt repeat, blah blah…

Pour the shinny melted goodness all over the cereal, stir and hopefully not flick chex squares all over the floor like I usually do.  Try not to trip over the dog while she eats the floor trash.

When its still goopy and almost combined add in the M&Ms or anything else that would have partly melted.  Take the opportunity to add themed sprinkles , as you can see I added little Christmas trees.  It’s a white trash Christmas, hehe.

Spread it out on parchment paper or foil, then when it cools break it into pieces.  Eat and Share.

Recipe – makes about 12 cups
Melty Stuff
2 bags white chocolate chips
1 cup peanut butter chips (put the rest of the bag in the dry stuff)

Dry stuff
8 cups of Rice Chex cereal
2 cups of broken up pretzels
2 cups of peanuts
1 cup toasted pumpkin seeds
1 bag of M&Ms
orphaned peanut butter chips

It goes with out saying that this is versatile and fool proof; so many options. Try leaving out some of the peanuts and pretzels for dried cranberries and coconut.   Sunflower seeds.  Mini chocolate candies.  Walnuts.
So how do you like your trash?