Fred, He’s such a Doll!

I use to blog else where, Original air date:  11Feb2008
Disclaimer:  this is not a put down on my husband or any other men.  So don’t tell me it is or I will show you a real put down *wink*.
I have never been seen as a relationship advice go to person.  I have a marriage and like any other it works, most days.   Trials, accomplishments, the good the bad the ugly (well not me I’m cute, not ugly).   However,  I will give relationship advice  whether you want it or not, doesn’t really matter to me.  Through a little tongue and cheek humor with a girl friend we came up with the perfect man.  The Fred Doll ( due to anonymity, licensing and contract rules we have to call him Fred).  Just look at him he is a prime specimen.  Perfect nicely tanned (plastic) body that never ages.  He is the best listener ever.  Won’t complain if he doesn’t like what is for dinner, because he doesn’t eat.  Always stares at you with those bedroom eyes; you know he is a devil in bed.  Washes easily with warm soapy water.  On and my favorite, his underwear are attached!!!!  You will never find them in strange places like the lampshade, the dishwasher or the kitchen sink.   Oh and ladies helloooooo, he comes with a sports car and no television.  Pitfalls (you know there would be some): limited hair color/style, you do have to pick out his clothes and dress him, and um he is kinda short.  All in all sounds like a winner.  What do you think?  (oh I crack me up)

2 Replies to “Fred, He’s such a Doll!”

  1. Hahahahaha! I love Fred!!! Also, really like what you said about the underwear-my boyfriend leaves his in the bathroom-I went out of town for a week and a week's worth of boxers were piled up when I returned…priceless.

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