Life as an Octopus

Thoughts on living life as a giant octopus, no really I thought about it.
Eight arms, eight purses yippee!
No feet no shoes, bummer.
I was a Bond girl…..twice
When I get scared I ink myself, how embarrassing.
I’m the Kraken goo goo g’ joob
Rock paper suckers!
Captain Nimo looked like he needed a hug, that’s all.  
 Disclaimer:  This is what happens when someone ask for random.  I don’t know if its funny, but I laughed.