Once upon a time I use to blog elsewhere.
Original air date : 18Aug2008
Disclaimer: Don’t approach me singing “yo heave ho” I’m not a heaving ho
1. Rum, its a pirates job to drink spiced rum!
2. Who else can call their material possession “booty”
3. Warm water and white sandy beaches
4. A profession that doesn’t require high heels or people skills
5. I would have my own theme park ride at Disney
6. Nappy hair is in!
7. Pillaging, I would get to pillage
8. Making people walk the plank would be cool
9. I could finally put all those cannonballs I’ve been keeping to good use
10. Eye patches are slimming